You can't post that....now Laura will know that you are busy following xf.com and not attending to every moment in labor....throw the phone/ipad/laptop out the freaking window and stay the hell away from here until you can come back with some pics and happy story about how the rest of this goes. (Though, if you can't stay away, I recommend you code an update for Notices, with a mass notice of your baby's birth, with photo, as an update).
Here is to wishing you both many happy, long, and healthy years that having a child in the world brings. May your current and soon to be born baby live to be successful at everything they set out to do. May they each enjoy a long, happy, and healthy life. May the universe bless their futures with peace, love, and happiness.